Eureka VonMims
Astonishing sexual answers to unspoken questions revealed!Grab this book, a good flashlight, and head for the nearest closet, because this is gonna be a fantastic read!Eureka VonMims explores the hidden side of sexual phobias, unspoken sexual trivia from the ages, and proper ’approaches’ to partners for that ’something special’ in bed that you can’t quite figure out how to ask for....The largest known collection of sexual words, sexual slang, ’how to’, molesting prevention tactics (graphically detailed), and creating that ever elusive SUPER CLIMAX!!!There are 15 ways for a female Homo sapien to orgasm, and 8 ways for a male Homo sapien to climax, and Mr. Eureka VonMims explains them all!!NEVER BEFORE put into print are the names for each male ejaculation, plus each male & female climax per 24-hour period are listed!A housewife from Denver writes, 'I’ve read 50 romance novels, and they all started to sound alike, but I had to stop and masturbate every twenty pages while reading this book - what’s up with that?'A mailman from New York writes, 'I couldn’t put the book down! I read it at home, at work, and even while driving to work. I got into an auto accident and kept reading it ’til the policeman showed up!'A plumber from Sacramento says, 'I read the book and started explaining it in a bar, about the G-Spot, A-Spot, P-Spot, U-Spot, and C-Spot, and two women went home with me to try it all!'A Minnesota retailer writes, 'The phobia about getting your toe stuck in a drain made me laugh. The school wristband colors that tells other kids what they like in bed made me check my own kid’s when they leave for school. The molesting stories gave me some exceptional tips on what to look out for. And the tips on multiple orgasms have my wife giving me oral any time I want! DAMN GOOD BOOK!'Author contact: RESEARCH ’E.V.’, P.O. Box 1432, Hurst, TX 76053-1432 U.S.A. Please enclose $25 for processing if you have a sexual question or wish to do sexual counseling by mail. All questions or confessions are 100% confidential. Pictures welcomed. Must be 18 or older to contact the author.
