S.W. Campbell
Ve have all read ze fairy tales. Ve all know ze stories vhere ze beautiful maiden or ze poor villager has ze problems, but zhen everything just sort of vorks out for ze best for zhem. Vell, vonce upon ze time ze fairy tales vere not ze sugary clap of ze trap zhat zhey are today. No, zhey vere ze varnings of vhat might happen if vone acted like ze complete dummkopf und ze such. Vith zhis in mind, please come vith us on ze journey into ze deep dark voods to see vhat ze fairy tales are truly all about. Just look out for ze voodsman, zhat guy is cuckoo banana pants.'Vait, zhat is vhat really happened to me?! Holy scheisse!' - Ze Cinderella'Mein axe und I do not agree vith ze characterization presented in zhese stories.' - Ze Voodsman